And now for something completely different, Horrific Homework……………….On! On!

From the 25th of January to the 11th of February next year it is the Year of the Gold Rat, the last time we lived under the Gold Rat was 1960! With this comes the need for new Hash House Horrors t-shirts and hence we ask all Horrors to have a think and get drawing to design our next shirt!

Our shirt designs, other than being linked to the respective Chinese Zodiac animal are truly Horrific in humour and link to our Hash, below is further information to consider whilst designing our next t-shirt, but all Horrors are free to create any design. When designing please think about the colour of the shirt and state that when submitting your design.

Good luck and let’s get down, down, designing our next shirt! 

Please can you return your design/s by the 2nd of February Hash, either electronically to hhhorrors@gmail.com or physically at the 2nd of February Hash we will then make a decision and get the shirts printed!

The Character of Gold Rats: 

Hot-Tempered, Jealous on one hand, people of the Gold element and Rat sign are hot-tempered and jealous and don’t do things by halves. On the other hand, they are very close to their parents and kind to their siblings and are very smart and talented.

Gold has a strong sense of self-awareness and an unbalanced state of affections. They are very sensitive to the world and, therefore, attach great importance to their subjective experiences.

They also like to be noticed by others. They are good at delivering speeches and persuading others, and their charm covers their inner hot temper and jealousy.

The Destiny of Gold Rats

Trouble Money troubles and other troubles loom if Gold Rats do not practice self-control.

Gold Rats love money but are not as good at saving it as other Rats pertaining to the elements of Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth are. They will be more successful if they control their hot temper and possessive instinct.

Famous Gold Rats

  • Elizabeth The Queen Mother (born August 4, 1900)
  • Bono (born May 10, 1960)
  • Hugh Grant (born September 9, 1960)
  • Colin Firth (born September 10, 1960)
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme (born October 18, 1960)
  • Diego Maradona (born October 30, 1960)

 

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Sign Up, Sign Up – St John’s Island Weekend Hash No 924

A few kilometres south of Singapore lies a secret beach with clear waters and white sands and brand new accommodation…..and this is where the Hash House Horrors is going for its annual Hash for Kids weekend.

This popular destination was once a quarantine centre for immigrants coming into Singapore who had cholera, beriberi and leprosy; it was later used to house political prisoners and drug rehabilitators, and now it’s the ultimate Hash weekend destination given the beaches, clean waters, links to other islands, mangroves, coral reefs and clean accommodation.

Date: 15th of February overnight to 16th of February

Cost: S$20 per person (we need a minimum of 40 people)

Travel: Marina South Pier (35/45 minutes) – S$15

Accommodation: dormitory-style, hot water male and female showers, proper toilets and dedicated cooking and eating facilities

Schedule: 

Saturday 15th

  • Arrive: on any of the scheduled ferries (tickets to be bought ahead of time to confirm seats)
  • Settle; into the accommodation, choose beds etc etc
  • Dinner; provided by the Hash and cooked by the Horrors! On On!
  • Bonfire; cooking marshmallows, learning the Hash song and telling Horrific stories!
  • Pass Out, and snoring competition!

Sunday 16th

  • Breakfast; provided by the Hash and cooked by whoever wakes first!
  • Hash No 924; – start around 10:00 in the morning exploring the island/s, beach and perhaps the water
  • Decamp; swim, sandcastles, explore 
  • Depart; on any of the scheduled ferries (a ticket covers you both ways)

Sign Up: to make sure we have enough beds, food, drink, ferry tickets and to make the booking we need to know who is coming and we need certain information from you to make the accommodation booking so please do sign up using the link below.

Sign Up Link: https://forms.gle/rpekPhwHfRtGZPUx5

Further Information: once we have enough Hashers and Horrors we will send out further information on what to bring, ferry timings etc, but please do get in touch if you have any specific questions.

Guests: like all Hashes, please do bring grandparents, friends, other Horrors, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, Lovers etc plus do remember that whilst Hashing is an excellent activity any and all damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of means the individual is ultimately responsible.

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Review Hash #922: A Call For Hares………..

Our Hash was up to almost full turnout for Hash No 922 last Sunday. Excellently set by the Wharton family (first time Hares, thank you) and with a cooling sprinkling of rain to make registration difficult and delight the numerous Horrors the sun came out for the briefing and the kids Hash disappeared into the trails of the jungle but not before we were entertained by a number of horses returning from their Sunday outing amongst the graves, fauna and flora of the nearby jungle. 

Whilst Hashing, specifically with Horrors is an excellent physical activity and any and all damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of means the individual is ultimately responsible, last Sunday’s Hash was picturesque, educational, spiritual and conversational – although a large contingent, including whom some thought was Father Christmas on holiday from the Santa Hash got wonderfully lost and then, taking on the old adage that “attack is the best form of defence”, tried and managed for some time to convince the other Hashers that they were the ones lost when the front and middle packs of Horrors came across those that were lost!

He must have been Father Christmas or a Jedi Knight, or perhaps an old-time Horror as the impending execution was postponed…..they were saved by proper rain which we could hear coming through the trees as medals were awarded, first-time Horrors welcomed and the day’s Hares thanked.  

Our Hash has a strong Hareline from after the break for the Lunar New Year Celebrations, however, the next Hash is Hareless which is due on the 2nd of February – please do email in if you would like to set the Hash on the 2nd of February. 

Please join me, your web hash in thanking last Sunday’s Hare (one more to go before you get to choose your Hash name) the committee who do this just for the beer, Mr Hoe for the nourishment and all of you, for making every second Sunday a lot of good clean fun with our kids seeing parts of Singapore most living in Singapore will never experience and as one Horror said “That is interesting! I never knew people were buried in the jungle” 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you have any questions, or wish to set a Hash, specifically our next Hash on the 2nd of February. 

On, On all you Horrors………..

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First Hash of the Decade: Hash #922: Sunday 12th of January  

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS BELOW. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. *** 

Hash: Sunday 12th of January 

Hares: The Wharton Family (first time Hares, thank you)

Food: Teriyaki Chicken with Rice & Vegetarian Option

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

Location: Intersection of Gymkhana Avenue and Jalan Mashhor

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/JQenVk4Vobzx9YXb7

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Horrific t-shirts. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into. Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

Q1 Quarterly Fees Due:  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

 

Guest Fees:  

Each Child: $20 per child (includes food). 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash N/A – 26th of January – Closed for Chinese New Year

Hash 923 – 2nd of February – HARE NEEDED

Hash 924 – 16th of February – St John’s Island Annual Hash

Hash 925 – 1st of March – HARE NEEDED

 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

On, on…

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End of Year Hash #921: Sunday 29th of December  

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS BELOW. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. ***

Hash: Sunday 29th of December 

Hares: The Milkman

Food: Haininese Chicken & Vegetarian Option

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

Location: Mayfair Park, 26-46 Jalan Gaharu, Bukit Timah

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/hfdYMb3d1NXksXqp7

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Horrific t-shirts. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into. Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

End of Q4 Quarterly Dues:  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

Guest Fees:  

Each Child: $20 per child (includes food). 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash 922 – 12th of January – HARE NEEDED

Hash N/A – 26th of January – Closed for Chinese New Year

Hash 923 – 2nd of February – HARE NEEDED

Hash 924 – 16th of February – St John’s Island Annual Hash

Hash 925 – 1st of March – HARE NEEDED

 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

On, on… 

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Santa Hash #920: On On Today

St Nicholas has arrived!

He was seen over Bukit Timah Nature Reserve and popped into Hash House Horrors Head Quarters for a whiskey and mince pie to run through the Horrific Presents his Elves have made for each Horror. St Nick assured Web Hash that, given today’s Christmas Hash is in the Nature Reserve the entire Hash is on paths (no jungle, drains etc boo) but what that does mean is, although the rain will end this afternoon the route will only be on paths and majority paths with concrete coverage………thus no mud, boo hoo hoo, but good for singing songs and carrying Christmas Presents!

St Nick will be at the Dairy Farm Car Park A at 16:00 and set to give out Horrific Hash appropriate presents, sing songs, and share traditional fare once he has been found!

On On at 16:30 today!

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Santa Hash #920: Sunday 15th of December

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS ABOVE. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. *** 

Hash: Sunday 15th of December 

Hares: Santa Clause and His Merry Elves………with a sack full of horrific gifts! 

Food:

Mains: Roast Turkey & Stuffing, Roast Potatoes, Brussels Sprouts, Butter Carrots & Cranberry Sauce. 

Dessert: Christmas Pudding

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

Location: Dairy Farm Rd Car Park A, 2 Dairy Farm Rd, Singapore 679034

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/xVp8PHYFR9pJQnmv9

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into. Bag to carry your Christmas Presents once Santa Clause has been found!!

Sounds like a horrifically merry Hash! 

Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

 

At the end of Q4 Quarterly Dues:  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

 

Guest Fees:  

Each Child: $20 per child (includes food). 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash 921 – 29th of December – HARE NEEDED 

Hash 922 – 12th of January – Family Gregory

Hash 923 – 26th of January – HARE NEEDED

Hash 924 – 9th of February  – HARE NEEDED

Hash 925 – 16th of February – St John’s Island Annual Hash

Hash 926 – 23rd of February – Family Williams 

 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

On, on…

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