Next Hash #925: Sunday 1st of March  

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS BELOW. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. ***

Hash: Sunday 1st of March

Hares: Fiery Dragon

Sweeper: Fiery Dragon’s Harrier

Food: Beef Tacos & a Vegetarian Option

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

On-Off: Mayfair Park, Jln Gaharu

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/zqGzgbdy3H4Da9Pc7

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Horrific t-shirts. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into.  It is expected this Hash will be a little WET! Respect!. Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

Q1 Fees (includes food for Horrors):  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

Guest Fees (includes food for Horrors):  

Each Child: $20 per child 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash 926 – 15th of March – family de Klerk

Hash 927 – 29th of March – family Robyn

Hash 928 – 12th of April – family Stuart Smith 

Hash 929 – 26th of April – HARE NEEDED

Hash 930 – 10th of May – HARE NEEDED

 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually, virally and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

On, On…

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Hash #924 (reborn!): Sunday 16th of February  

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS BELOW. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. ***

Hash: Sunday 16th of February 

Hares: Peter Rabbit

Sweeper: Head Hash

Food: Hamburger, fries and salad & a vegetarian option

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

On-Off: Seletar Rocket Tower. (Parking: Upper Seletar Reservoir Car Park B)

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/Sg7YvDzgDHtmNHnS7

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Horrific t-shirts. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into. Bring a Camera – the view from the top of the rocket tower is fantastic. Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

Q1 Fees Due (includes food):  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

 

Guest Fees (includes food):  

Each Child: $20 per child 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash 925 – 1st of March – Williams family 

Hash 926 – 15th of March – de Klerk family

Hash 927 – 29th of March – HARE NEEDED

Hash 928 – 12th of April – Stuart Smith family

Hash 929 – 26th of April – HARE NEEDED

 

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually, virally and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

 

On, on…

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“On-Back” Hash No: 924 has been Corona’d!

Whilst Hashing is an excellent activity where any and all damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually, virally and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of means the individual is ultimately responsible – we have had the “Back Check” call and everything has gone ORANGE!

Weekend Hash is Off-Off. Horrific!

Before we all stop at the Beer-Check, I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the Committee who have spent the last 3 – 4 months planning our Weekend Hash. Whilst in your quarantine this weekend please do join me in a moment of Down-Downs for our Committee, specifically as there is talk the Committee is going to deal with their grief by putting tents up in someones back garden and organise a Treasure Hunt!

The good news is that this interruption of Annual Hashing Ethos is a clear Violation and we will certainly go ahead with the Hash Weekend when we have Down-Downed all Corona’s – until then it’s On On with our regular Sunday Hash’s – our Horrors need some exercise, and there is nothing better than sunlight, fresh air and disappearing into areas where humans have not been to stay healthy in this current environment!

For those FRB’s who have made a payment, thank you. We will be in touch directly to put this right.

Next Hash is in 9 days, at 16:00 for 16:30 on Sunday the 16th of February and is being set by our Weekend Hash guest Hare……………….. Respect!

Until next Sunday, drive safely! Long Live Hash No: 924

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Hash No: 924 (Weekend Hash)

Horrific! We have 37 families (134 Horrors and Hashers) signed up and determined to go Hashing and Camping on an island a few kilometres south of Singapore to explore its secret beach with clear waters and white sands and brand new accommodation…..and to Hash around and in this popular destination which was once a quarantine centre for immigrants coming into Singapore who had cholera, beriberi and leprosy; it was later used to house political prisoners and drug rehabilitators, and now it’s the ultimate Hash weekend destination given the beaches, clean waters, links to other islands, mangroves, coral reefs and clean accommodation. We still have space for a few more……….On On

 

Date: 15th of February overnight to 16th of February

Cost: S$20 per person (we need a minimum of 40 people)

Travel: Marina South Pier (35/45 minutes) – S$15

Accommodation: dormitory-style, hot water male and female showers, toilets and dedicated cooking and eating facilities

Schedule: 

Saturday 15th

– Arrive: on any of the scheduled ferries (tickets to be bought ahead of time to confirm seats)

– Settle; into the accommodation, choose beds etc etc

– Dinner; provided by the Hash and cooked by the Horrors! On On!

– Bonfire; cooking marshmallows, learning the Hash song and telling Horrific stories!

– Pass Out, and snoring competition! 

 

Sunday 16th

  • Breakfast; provided by the Hash and cooked by whoever wakes first!
  • Hash No 924; – start around 09:00 in the morning exploring the island/s, beach and almost certainly the water – horrific!
  • Lunch: provided by the Hash and cooked by whoever is first back from the Hash!
  • Decamp; swim, sandcastles, explore 
  • Depart; on any of the scheduled ferries (a ticket covers you both ways)

 

Sign Up: to make sure we have enough beds, food, drink, ferry tickets and to make the booking we need to know who is coming and we need certain information from you to make the accommodation booking so please do sign up using the link below.

 

Sign Up Link: https://forms.gle/rpekPhwHfRtGZPUx5

 

Ferry: with 37 families and 134 Horrors and Hashers! This is great given it will make certain the weekend is Horrific on a number of levels, including space on the ferries. To mitigate this your committee will purchase a dedicated boat with 90 seats for each day on the most popular time indicated in the google sign up form – this will be done on Friday this week. At the moment this time is 13:00 on the Saturday and 13:50 on Sunday – If you are looking to travel on the ferry outside of the above times please do purchase your own tickets.
Guests: like all Hashes, please do bring grandparents, friends, other Horrors, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, Lovers etc plus do remember that whilst Hashing is an excellent activity any and all damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually, virally and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of means the individual is ultimately responsible.

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First Hash of the Lunar New Year: Hash #923: Sunday 2nd of February

***IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE HASH, PLEASE JUST TURN UP ON THE DAY AND REGISTER BEFORE THE HASH. ONLY S$20 PER CHILD AS A GUEST FEE WHICH INCLUDES FOOD. NO CHARGES FOR ADULT GUESTS. MEMBER COSTS PER QUARTER AS BELOW. ADULTS FOOD IS S$5 AND AVAILABLE AFTER ALL CHILDREN HAVE EATEN. ***

Hash: Sunday 2nd of February

Hares: Mud Monster & Dragon Warrior

Food: Wienerschnitzel with Fries & a Vegetarian Option

Registration: 4:15pm for a 4:30pm start

Location: Bukit Batok WWII Memorial

GoogleMap Link: https://goo.gl/maps/TZXLN2KvmrkrGyH98

Notes: Water and long socks, or wear long trousers. Horrific t-shirts. Perhaps a set of clothing to change into. Arrangements occasionally change before the run, so please check the website or our Facebook page on the day of the hash to make sure you do not get lost before you have even started. 

Q1 Quarterly Fees Due:  

1st Child: $60 

2nd Child: $50 

3rd/4th Child: $40 

Guest Fees:  

Each Child: $20 per child (includes food). 

 

HARELINE: 

Hash 924 – 16th of February – St John’s Island Annual Hash

Hash 925 – 1st of March – Williams family 

Hash 926 – 15th of March – de Klerk family

Hash 927 – 29th of March – HARE NEEDED

Hash 928 – 12th of April – Stuart Smith family

Please contact hhhorrors@gmail.com if you wish to set a future run. 

Disclaimer: Hashing is a vigorous physical activity. If there is any damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually, virally and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of – you are ultimately responsible for yourself.  

On, on…

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And now for something completely different, Horrific Homework……………….On! On!

From the 25th of January to the 11th of February next year it is the Year of the Gold Rat, the last time we lived under the Gold Rat was 1960! With this comes the need for new Hash House Horrors t-shirts and hence we ask all Horrors to have a think and get drawing to design our next shirt!

Our shirt designs, other than being linked to the respective Chinese Zodiac animal are truly Horrific in humour and link to our Hash, below is further information to consider whilst designing our next t-shirt, but all Horrors are free to create any design. When designing please think about the colour of the shirt and state that when submitting your design.

Good luck and let’s get down, down, designing our next shirt! 

Please can you return your design/s by the 2nd of February Hash, either electronically to hhhorrors@gmail.com or physically at the 2nd of February Hash we will then make a decision and get the shirts printed!

The Character of Gold Rats: 

Hot-Tempered, Jealous on one hand, people of the Gold element and Rat sign are hot-tempered and jealous and don’t do things by halves. On the other hand, they are very close to their parents and kind to their siblings and are very smart and talented.

Gold has a strong sense of self-awareness and an unbalanced state of affections. They are very sensitive to the world and, therefore, attach great importance to their subjective experiences.

They also like to be noticed by others. They are good at delivering speeches and persuading others, and their charm covers their inner hot temper and jealousy.

The Destiny of Gold Rats

Trouble Money troubles and other troubles loom if Gold Rats do not practice self-control.

Gold Rats love money but are not as good at saving it as other Rats pertaining to the elements of Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth are. They will be more successful if they control their hot temper and possessive instinct.

Famous Gold Rats

  • Elizabeth The Queen Mother (born August 4, 1900)
  • Bono (born May 10, 1960)
  • Hugh Grant (born September 9, 1960)
  • Colin Firth (born September 10, 1960)
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme (born October 18, 1960)
  • Diego Maradona (born October 30, 1960)

 

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Sign Up, Sign Up – St John’s Island Weekend Hash No 924

A few kilometres south of Singapore lies a secret beach with clear waters and white sands and brand new accommodation…..and this is where the Hash House Horrors is going for its annual Hash for Kids weekend.

This popular destination was once a quarantine centre for immigrants coming into Singapore who had cholera, beriberi and leprosy; it was later used to house political prisoners and drug rehabilitators, and now it’s the ultimate Hash weekend destination given the beaches, clean waters, links to other islands, mangroves, coral reefs and clean accommodation.

Date: 15th of February overnight to 16th of February

Cost: S$20 per person (we need a minimum of 40 people)

Travel: Marina South Pier (35/45 minutes) – S$15

Accommodation: dormitory-style, hot water male and female showers, proper toilets and dedicated cooking and eating facilities

Schedule: 

Saturday 15th

  • Arrive: on any of the scheduled ferries (tickets to be bought ahead of time to confirm seats)
  • Settle; into the accommodation, choose beds etc etc
  • Dinner; provided by the Hash and cooked by the Horrors! On On!
  • Bonfire; cooking marshmallows, learning the Hash song and telling Horrific stories!
  • Pass Out, and snoring competition!

Sunday 16th

  • Breakfast; provided by the Hash and cooked by whoever wakes first!
  • Hash No 924; – start around 10:00 in the morning exploring the island/s, beach and perhaps the water
  • Decamp; swim, sandcastles, explore 
  • Depart; on any of the scheduled ferries (a ticket covers you both ways)

Sign Up: to make sure we have enough beds, food, drink, ferry tickets and to make the booking we need to know who is coming and we need certain information from you to make the accommodation booking so please do sign up using the link below.

Sign Up Link: https://forms.gle/rpekPhwHfRtGZPUx5

Further Information: once we have enough Hashers and Horrors we will send out further information on what to bring, ferry timings etc, but please do get in touch if you have any specific questions.

Guests: like all Hashes, please do bring grandparents, friends, other Horrors, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, Lovers etc plus do remember that whilst Hashing is an excellent activity any and all damage done – physically, emotionally, spiritually and various other forms that your lawyer and you can think of means the individual is ultimately responsible.

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